Comment on Me with a spoon under the faucet

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• KISSmyOS@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In case you want a bigger version:

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• match@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  yeah, how do I make cool shields like this?

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  • Addition@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.

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    • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’ll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor points

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      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Face bonk? …or shin bonk?

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    • muse@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at once

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.

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