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originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 9 months ago
o0o i know... vampire falls into ocean where its saved, and subsequently raped by a dolphin. this turns the dolphin into a vampire where they both die the next morning when the sun rises and theres no shade anywhere. the end.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Someone call A24!
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 9 months ago
o0o0 alt ending!
:: vampire and vampire dolphin dont die, because now they dont need to breathe, they can swim to the bottom of the ocean and live happily ever after in the depths!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What’s the aquatic equivalent of a bat? Maybe vampire dolphin could transform into a school off smaller fish at will to squeeze through tight spaces or evade threats.
Vampire hunters could show up with cross-shaped wooden harpoons, holy water depth charges, garlic oil hoses and all kinds of other nautical twists on the usual weapons.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 9 months ago
o0o0 i love the idea of dolphin vampire turning into something... eels?