Reminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone
Comment on Carrot
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Waiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 9 months ago
jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
“Carrot”
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 9 months ago
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Those commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my head and the Head On on my knees.
ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 9 months ago
YOU LIED TO ME