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vexikron@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
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ALRIGHT YOUTUBERS its time for CPR step 1:
Don’t waste any time in ensuring the victim’s airway is not obstructed…
J12@lemmy.world 10 months ago
wabafee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You forgot about a background about CPR, it’s uses then proceed a whole essay about its history, then eventually reaching to the main point but explained in the most vague way possible.
hefty4871@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Hey guys! It’s me EverydayCPRTips back again with an exciting video on how to perform life saving CPR. Before we get started, don’t forget to compress that like button and breathe some love into that bell so you can be notified anytime I release a new video. Leave a comment below if you’d like to see any other life saving techniques!
Guest_User@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Step 2: compressions. Don’t forget to push that like button like the chest of the victim!
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 months ago
Step 3: Breath into the mouth, just like everyone breathing life into that comment section!
vexikron@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Also exactly what I would expect from a YouTube video with 8 billion views on this topic at this point, bravo!
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 months ago
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vexikron@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Fucking gold, perfect.