Comment on I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...

• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I like how it’s “a” penis

  implying it’s not yours

  conjures beautiful mental imagery

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Never leave home without your backup penis

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    • seathru@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Detachable Penis

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      • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Every penis is detatchable if you’re bored enough

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You don’t have any extra dicks lying around?

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