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They probably have nothing interesting to say anyway. After a year or two all the scientists will be like “I fucking know you like krill, whale. Shut the fuck up about the krill already”.

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

[Arthur Dent] learned to communicate with birds and discovered that their conversation was fantastically boring. It was all to do with wind speed, wingspans, power-to-weight ratios, and a fair bit about berries.

– Douglas Adams, 'Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I kind of still want to know what I’m sleeping to.

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- Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Horny whale noises
  
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  - Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    “Can I try putting it in your blowhole this time?”
    
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    Dkarma@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    No Frank, idw Whale cum in my lung again.
    
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