Ultrasound vaccines and 5G!
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Starkstruck@lemmy.world 7 months ago
While this is awesome, I can already imagine anti-vaxxers are now deathly afraid of ultrasounds lol
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 7 months ago
veloxization@yiffit.net 7 months ago
They push the vaccine through your skin with 5G!
cluelessafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I know you are joking, but I suspect that many people would swallow this idea while without any thought whatsoever.
Yes, we live in an age of uncritical thought.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 months ago
They were already terrified of phone signals.
Only fast ones though. Slower ones can’t penetrate the skin.
PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Hilariously enough, it’s closer to the other way 'round. Higher frequencies means more bandwidth but they can be blocked easier. Lower frequencies can go farther before being attenuated too much.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
One of my friend’s friends has a PhD in psychology, but she thinks that nuclear radiation has healing properties and told me to move out of NYC because there was too much 5G everywhere. She still uses a smartphone though, just on a selfie stick on speakerphone 🤣 She also told me that she was afraid of the radio in her car because of the radio waves.
MuffinHeeler@aussie.zone 7 months ago
She could at least use wired headphones. Or is it one simple trick to stop people from calling you?
PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
That’s fucking amazing.
0000011110110111i@lemm.ee 6 months ago
She thinks that nuclear radiation has healing properties
In a way she’s actually not wrong. That’s what radiotherapy is. Focused nuclear radiation to heal cancer.
Syndic@feddit.de 7 months ago
Wanna bet that they will somehow combine this with 5G conspiracies?
“It’s all just a wave after all!!!” ^/s^
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s just what I said above, this will be their “proof” of the 5G-Covid link.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
When they’ll hear about it they’ll make ultrasound themselves)
jaybone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Wut?
bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Translating” they are gonna freak out
meekah@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Idk, anti vaxxers aren’t afraid of needles/syringes as far as I understand. They don’t want that kind of substance to be put inside their body, regardless of the method of administration
Wahots@pawb.social 7 months ago
It’s too bad we can’t put vaccines in cum. We’d either have nearly 100% vaccine rates or the antivaxxers would quickly die out.
CareHare@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
This is low key Genius.
eronth@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I mean, yes, but a lot of them also think it’s a conspiracy where world leaders are trying to vaccinate everyone because ???
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The best part is “depopulation by helping people stay healthy” e.g. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
teuast@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
that’s the joke
coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Brace yourselves! Vaccination with sound conspiracies coming in!
“The IRS called, they vaccinated me trough my phone in my ear!!?”
PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
As much as I hate fucking mobile alerts, they already thought the last test was some magical bullshit.
thoughts3rased@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Ya see that one where someone’s landlord went loopy and cut power to their building because he’d consumed a bunch of conspiracy nut stuff?
PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I didn’t but I’m not surprised. I feel like this mystical thinking is rooted in our acceptance of religion to some extent.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This will just be their proof of the 5G-Covid link.