don’t be ridiculous… wait what? pilots are being replaced! with caught cows! why argue!
Comment on xkcd #2862: Typical Seating Chart
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 11 months ago
Wow, has it been that long since I last flew? We didn’t even have the hole, let alone the tail gunners. Once we’d hit an aircow or two we’d have swarms of them coming at us constantly, biting at the tail of the plane. Meanwhile the first set of pilots are being replaced because the lack of cow catcher just let them right in through the front windshield. Truly a terrible experience, 7/10 would fly again but only on sale.
awnery@lemmy.world 11 months ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Cows are the new AI. They will take all of our jobs.
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 11 months ago
Take your angry upvote and go make cheeseburgers :|
Though that does make one wonder… Cows with guns versus SkyNet?
kerrypacker@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And you can’t even smoke any more.
ladicius@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You still can smoke on planes. It just got much more expensive.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not if you only smoke cock.
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Not if the lookouts catch you
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And then you can’t get on a plane anymore afterwards.