Comment on Expecting a new baby?

NiftyBeaks@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• ExLisper@linux.community ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.

    You don’t just go out and “find a child.”

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    • Aux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!

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    • ExLisper@linux.community ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.

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• soylentgreed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A bit of junkyard scrap, leds, and some luminescent goo would get the point across. Make sure to use your shittiest camera too.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You lost me at “luminescent goo.”

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    • soylentgreed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Like the liquid in a glowstick. Or whatever Hollywood uses when they portray plutonium.

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  • ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And a space blanket. Because that makes good sense.

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• Squid@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just pull off some photoshop skills

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  • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    if youre not rich and/or use linux, use gimp instead

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ahoy, matey! You don’t have to be rich!

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      • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        i had thought it cost 50+ usd to use photoshop lol, now that i checked its 21usd, which i’d say is still a lot compared to nothing, but you dont have to be rich

        though for me and anyone else who lives in brazil, 21usd costs 103real, though youd think minimum wage would be higher to account for that, right? WRONG, its lower. so anyway, you have to be rich to use photoshop in brazil, and for some reason i thought the price for it was a lot higher

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    • therafal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You should just say “if you prefer”. Even on Windows, I’d pick GIMP over Photoshop. There are some tools that I’m used to in GIMP, that aren’t available in PS. Tho, working on Linux and being FOSS are huge pros for me.

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      • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        youre right, it wouldve been a better to say that and i also prefer gimp over photoshop(or any other image editor)

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  • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    These days it’s barely even skills. Just select a box above the baby and use the generative AI feature to ask it for a spaceship and regenerate until it looks decent.

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