Comment on If other countries can afford massive internet pysops why can't I find a job in the states where I get to meme and troll all day for the US military?

sederx@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At least let me apply.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Email the CIA. Apply for military intelligence.

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    • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hello CIA

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      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Doing alright, how you doing?

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      • Stunning@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        We will be in touch.

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    • Fondots@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You know years ago I heard a recruitment ad for the CIA on the radio, and that caught me a little off guard, I always kind of assumed the CIA personally reached out to specific candidates and hired through shady back channels and such and didn’t really do open recruitment.

      I guess it makes sense though, for every James Bond type super spy there’s probably a hundred different random office staff, IT guys, clerks, mailroom guys, secretaries, janitors, accountants, etc. who handle boring day-to-day operational stuff and rarely or never get to see any of the crazy spy craft stuff happening.

      And I guess once you land one of those jobs, maybe you can get your foot in the door for eventual promotion to International Man of Mystery.

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      • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You’re not supposed to talk about such messages. They’re only for you.

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      • Finite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The CIA has an internship program for college grads

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        At my university my whole class was invited to a seminar about how and why to join the Australian secret intelligence service as an intel officer.

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  • knobbysideup@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you have the background and get the right head hunter, you can get sponsored for your TS/SCI. I used to work for a place…

    I will tell you, however, that working in a SCIF is not as awesome as it looks on TV.

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