Comment on A happy computer is a productive computer.

teft@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Of course the computer is a woman. A woman who sounds surprisingly like Lwaxana Troi.

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  • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Turns out the computer was in our heads this entire team thanks to the power of telepathy 🌈

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    • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That could be a good skit. Someone not affected by the telepathy is confused when everyone else is talking to the imaginary computer and nothing happens.

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• alcoholicorn@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Those other entries are all insane.

  Like OK I can understand stealing a loose hair, kinda creepy but w/e, but her shoe? Is this some kind of gaslight where she thinks nobody would steal only one shoe, so it must be around somewhere, then a week later you can be like “Hey, I found this shoe, it looks alot like your old shoes? btw, why do you keep rubarb in your shoes?” and “What/who are you getting 9 units of fresh blood from?”

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  • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t think it’s meant to be serious. It’s probably a collection of old “wives’ takes” or something like that.

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    • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Heh heh yeah it’s uh obviously not meant to be taken seriously…

      Dammit

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Drops of blood, not units

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