How’s your reception?
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Okay, if you say so, because I died six months after getting the first one like they said I would. Now I’m a magnetic 5G zombie.
kescusay@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Being a zombie, I no longer need a phone. But my Bill Gates microchip ensures good reception for all around me whose brains I am not eating.
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
You’re very articulate for a zombie
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s the Bill Gates microchip.
Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Best of all, the chip also doubles as an electric guitar pedal.
Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Did 99% of the population also die? I must have missed that.
LillyPip@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That 99% lived in Canada and went to a different school. They were supermodels. You didn’t know them.
Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Ok, so I’m living in the last safe place on earth. Everywhere else the vaccine killed just about everyone but in my area nothing happened.
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What brand of vaccine did you get? I definitely get the 5G orders from George Soros and such (pretty standard stuff), and I was already dead inside before the jab, but I didn’t get any magnetism.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I got whichever one is most convenient to me winning the discussion about how vaccines are bad and give you 100 autisms.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
Wait, only 100?
That’s not enough for savant powers!
Better get extra.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You should get a refund then, im so magnetic it’s not funny.