I scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry.
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the_tab_key@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jarmer@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Is this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal!
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Glad I wasn’t the only one.
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven’t heard in over 20 years has been killin it.
terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
The cereal is that good, I wasn’t doubting they were pulling that XD
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Apple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Also, number two, behind. Heh.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw.