Comment on Revolutionary Bionic Hand Fuses With Woman's Bones, Muscles, And Nerves

skulbuny@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And then someone on GitHub develops ‘Arm ReVanced’ which allows the user to shoot electric bolts.

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  • YeetPics@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Any then google buys it just to soft-lock any users who aren’t using the ChromeLimb137-c.

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  • ezures@lemmy.wtf ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Unlimited powwa”

    -ironically, the only villain in the movie without prosthetics

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• BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Prosthetic arm permanently disabled, you didn’t renew your glove subscription.

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  • Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Drink your verification can or watch 20 ads to continue masturbating.

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    • TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Those better be some stimulating ads lmao

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  • cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    +2 grip for only 3.99/mo!

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    • PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Surely they wouldn’t charge a monthly fee to use something that probably costs $1M.

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can we have one postive news article without the gloom and doom, please.

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  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the problem.

    People think common sense is “doom and gloom”

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  • synceDD@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nooo dont mention inevitable outcomes butterflies and rainbows only please 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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    • MaxVoltage@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      olay maybe this will dox me so ill be very General

      I may or may not be missing a limb

      and the only way i can keep my healthcare is if i stay in poverty

      guess where i live guys

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      • MaggiWuerze@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I am missing a limb, a very important and Big one

        First I thought penis, but then you said “big”.

        Jokes aside, it sucks that you’re stuck in this vicious cycle. Sadly poverty also keeps you from emigrating somewhere better.

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    • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not everyone lives in a cyberpunk dysopia, there are state funded healthcare systems that mandate long term support for medical devices. Clown emoji yourself, buddy.

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      • synceDD@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        " My country is perfect and my existence is the center of the world so dont talk about your cyberpunk dystopia scenarios if I am around, you peasants " 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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  • Nudding@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In this economy?

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• Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looking forward? Maybe you mean expecting

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  • skulbuny@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, that one. Definitely wish it was FOSS so these people won’t be dependent on corporate intellectual property existing.

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• biofaust@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am looking forward to see the repo man collecting it since it was only a licensed company asset, especially since it is fused with her own tissues.

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