He’s trying desperately to prove he’s hit puberty.
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InternetTubes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is he … is Musk growing an evil goatee?
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 year ago
zbyte64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
He has kids, so I can only assume this is to prove he’s a teenager at heart.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
The hair restoration treatment is now out of control and he’s slowly turning into the wolfman.
RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Looks like his pubic hair is likely just migrating for the winter
_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 1 year ago
Tenorman: Alright alright, I’ll trade you my pubes back for the money.
Musk: You will? Oh, cool!
Tenorman: How much did I charge? Oh, yeah, $10.
Tenorman: You got change for a 20?
Musk: Oh, uh…
Musk: I only got six dollars and 12 cents.
Tenorman: Oh, well, that’s okay.
Tenorman: Here, just give me the six dollars and then I’ll give you the 20.
Musk: Okay.
Tenorman: Now, give me the pubes and I’ll give you back two dollars.
Musk: Right.
Tenorman: Now, give me the 12 cents And I’ll give you the rest of your change back.
Musk: Cool.
Tenorman: And then give me the 20 and I’ll give you the pubes.
Musk: Sweet!
Musk: Uh- Ah, Godammit!
Caboose12000@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think he’s trying to inspire more tony stark comparisons now that everyone makes fun of him.
InternetTubes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh, cool, so when does he sacrifice himself for the good of mankind?
Caboose12000@lemmy.world 1 year ago
there are reasons no one compares him to Tony Stark anymore
Starkstruck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s Justin Hammer
Cranakis@lemmy.one 1 year ago
Gotta round out the super villain motif…
AdamHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Frittering away precious scalp strips to cover a artificial speed bump of a chin.
Carlo@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I have to assume this is part of a PR strategy wherein he claims to have been replaced by his evil twin from the mirror universe.
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a little late for that.