Comment on Europe gives Elon Musk 24 hours to respond about Israel-Hamas war misinformation and violence on X

InternetTubes@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Carlo@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have to assume this is part of a PR strategy wherein he claims to have been replaced by his evil twin from the mirror universe.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a little late for that.

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• BradleyUffner@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s trying desperately to prove he’s hit puberty.

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  • zbyte64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He has kids, so I can only assume this is to prove he’s a teenager at heart.

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The hair restoration treatment is now out of control and he’s slowly turning into the wolfman.

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• RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like his pubic hair is likely just migrating for the winter

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  • _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tenorman: Alright alright, I’ll trade you my pubes back for the money.

    Musk: You will? Oh, cool!

    Tenorman: How much did I charge? Oh, yeah, $10.

    Tenorman: You got change for a 20?

    Musk: Oh, uh…

    Musk: I only got six dollars and 12 cents.

    Tenorman: Oh, well, that’s okay.

    Tenorman: Here, just give me the six dollars and then I’ll give you the 20.

    Musk: Okay.

    Tenorman: Now, give me the pubes and I’ll give you back two dollars.

    Musk: Right.

    Tenorman: Now, give me the 12 cents And I’ll give you the rest of your change back.

    Musk: Cool.

    Tenorman: And then give me the 20 and I’ll give you the pubes.

    Musk: Sweet!

    Musk: Uh- Ah, Godammit!

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• Caboose12000@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think he’s trying to inspire more tony stark comparisons now that everyone makes fun of him.

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  • InternetTubes@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, cool, so when does he sacrifice himself for the good of mankind?

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    • Caboose12000@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      there are reasons no one compares him to Tony Stark anymore

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      • Starkstruck@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He’s Justin Hammer

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• Cranakis@lemmy.one ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gotta round out the super villain motif…

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• AdamHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Frittering away precious scalp strips to cover a artificial speed bump of a chin.

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