Comment on who would win

stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Odo@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Apparently a spoon left on your laptop trackpad can trick Teams into thinking you’re still there and never marking you as “away”.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lol, I got one of those cheap mouse wigglers (mini usb plug, shows up as a Bluetooth mouse), I’d actually pay good money for one that only wiggles every now and then and not twice a second.

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    • UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Buy a WeVibe and control it from your phone! As a bonus, after you’re done fucking your boss’s exploitation of your labor, you can fuck yourself!

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah, I just tend to put my mouse upside down as the LED lighting in my room cause the mouse to move erratically.

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  • CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So can something heavy that depresses one of the directional keys.

    Or at least that used to work, been a few years since I tried it.

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    • Vupware@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Still works

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• ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Here you go my friend

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thanks for educating all the fork pilled people out there

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How does that relate to Teams?

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    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Your Teams doesn’t come with a spoon? You should contact customer support. Something is seriously wrong with your account.

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    • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How does it not!?

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• Sendaris@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I assume you rest/wedge a spoon on your keyboard to hold down a key so Teams won’t mark you as away?

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