Why though. It’s really nice to fool around here and there. Or to have some relationships to figure out what you really want from a relationship before you meet the right person to settle with. You also develop skills (usually the first time is awkward) so it even becomes more fun, also for your partner. Why withhold yourself of the pleasures in life. It doesn’t come with any cost, it’s healthy even. The people I know who waited for the right person later confessed they regretted not having fun all those years.
The world is burning, life is only getting harder. The amount of dopamine and endorphins released during sex makes life just a little bit less horrible. It’s a part of life, not escaping reality like with drugs.
But if you do wait, don’t forget to masturbate at least once a week to prevent prostate cancer.
robocall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Which lady is that?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The lady of the lake
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
What lake?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My local lake. Heard she’s been throwing swords at people and declaring them kings of England. Don’t know why we’re nowhere near England but whatever.
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Wanna go to my van and listen to some Chumbawumba?
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I’ll let you know if I find her, or if she finds me.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
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Why though. It’s really nice to fool around here and there. Or to have some relationships to figure out what you really want from a relationship before you meet the right person to settle with. You also develop skills (usually the first time is awkward) so it even becomes more fun, also for your partner. Why withhold yourself of the pleasures in life. It doesn’t come with any cost, it’s healthy even. The people I know who waited for the right person later confessed they regretted not having fun all those years.
The world is burning, life is only getting harder. The amount of dopamine and endorphins released during sex makes life just a little bit less horrible. It’s a part of life, not escaping reality like with drugs.
But if you do wait, don’t forget to masturbate at least once a week to prevent prostate cancer.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
It is what it is. It took me years to beat my masturbation addiction and I’m not falling in that pit ever again.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I think that person was making more of a forever alone type joke. As in he’s waiting involuntarily.