well maybe he shouldn’t have jammed his thumb up its butthole
Comment on so cozy 🐟
moody@lemmings.world 1 month agoIt literally stabbed him in the heart, which seems to me like an unlikely way to die to a stingray, but I’m no stingrayologist, so take that with a grain of salt.
yucandu@lemmy.world 1 month ago
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They hurt like a bad beesting. Lifeguards will put your foot into a bag of hot water (denatures the venom) and after a few minutes, you are fine
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
What if I get stabbed somewhere else? Do they still just put my foot in a bag of hot water?
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Yes, even if your spouse gets stung, they put your foot in hot water.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I also choose this guy’s wife.
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes. You can put your dick in the hot water too if it gets stung
FundMECFS@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Few minutes? Nah it’s a proper wound. It’s fine after a couple days in 99% of cases. But you’re underselling it.