Brain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.
Comment on Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
What’s going to be their next trick? Launching a service that’ll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it’s done?
dumbass@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
At least that way I’d get to enjoy it while dying from my aneurysm.
TheUnicornOfPerfidy@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
“The View? I’m gonna watch The View?”
“Hey Mikey. I think he likes it”
Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Getting every episode of Dr Oz uploaded to your frontal lobes.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
or ANTI-VAXXERS entire manifesto/agenda into your brain.
CannonFodder@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Electric Monk. A device to believe things for you.
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 3 weeks ago
Obviously, how else will you keep slaving away for shareholders AND consume media to keep that creatively bankrupt corpse afloat as well?
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Sucks teeth. I suppose that would be a rather tall order without tool assistance. On a completely unrelated note, I just had the oddest flash of somebody having welded a golden(ish) bull to the front of a surplus APC ramming the resultant amalgamation into the nearest stock exchange and / or AI data center. No idea why.
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 3 weeks ago
Chem trails.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Looks suspiciously at the cold remains of my last cup of coffee.
…Yeah, probably.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I don’t need a summary. Just have it tell me whether I liked it or not.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Of course you did. Or else.
Drink a verification can to continue, consumer-slave.
mundane@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Or if it will reach a conclusion or be prematurely dropped.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
And provide a succinct list of talking points and responses to chat to people at work about?