Comment on I'm struggling to think of any online services for which I'd be willing to verify my identity or age

Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I am a baby with an 800 credit score. I undersigned my parents home mortgage so they’d get a good rate. The bank knows I’m a reliable lender.

  Googoogaagaa

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think I saw a movie about you

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    • Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      CEO Infant

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• SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But they still ask for my DoB when I open a store page for a horror game.

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  • BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1/1/00 baby!

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      1/1/however far back the wheel scrolls before I click the year.

      And it’s distressingly common for it to under-report my age.

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  • wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was born back on jan 1st 1900

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