Comment on Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.

• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me

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  • teft@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My bad. Too many medical shows lately.

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    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.

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  • teft@piefed.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Modern Fart is so pretentious.

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s modern shart, you philistine

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• NannerBanner@literature.cafe ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.

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  • teft@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Higher is looser.

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