That’s just what big WiFi wants you to think so they can sell you more WiFi
Open your eyes sheeple! And also remember to buy my $499 online course on how to make the vibrations of your aura more positive or something
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NutWrench@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
WiFi IS real. “Auras”, “Vibes” and “Crystal Energy” is magical nonsense.
ignotum@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Can you teach me to vibrate into alternate universes like The Flash? 'Cause I don’t like this one that much.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
What if you vibrate into an alternate universe, but the Earth isn’t in the same place?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Absolutely! But that’s not covered until the Level 2 course, which is an in-person retreat.
bilb@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
The only real magic is friendship.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 hours ago
And magnets.
That shit interacts unlike any other object we normally encounter.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Purple sparkle and the color gang approves this message.