Comment on What do you think might happen if Luigi Mangione isnt found guilty?

WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Back of the head suicide, style? Lone wolf/mentally ill/fall guy? Or straight up assination?

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  • WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Before he’s set for release, they’ll put him in a cell with someone already serving a life sentence. Another jailhouse killing.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I would watch a sitcom about Luigi, and the series starts off with him being found not guilty. So they lock him in with a guy doing life. Their idea is to release him in 40 days. They think the life sentence guy will kill him. They assumed thats what would happen.

      Instead he and his cell mate become lifelong friends, and the style of the show changes from gritty and dramatic, to being shot like an 80s NBC sitcom, with a studio audience.

      Except it takes place in a comedy version of a jail. And it starts and ends every episode the same way. They wake up in their cell, and they go to sleep in their cell.

      Cue the freezeframe, roll credits, as a studio audience gives forced applause that kind of drags, and you can tell some guy is waving his arms like “CLAP LOUDER!!!” and they’re all just thinking “how long do we have to clap???”

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      • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hi Im from Netflix and we want to make your show.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Today’s popular option seems to be car crashes.

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    • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah you beat me to it

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• Zephorah@discuss.online ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Exactly so.

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