Im so secret, not even my evil overlords know I work for them.
Unfortunately that means they donât pay me either.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
CCP incel
Canât count the number of times Iâve seen âYouâre a secret agent of an enemy government!â in a shit flinging fight between two assholes on Reddit Lemmy.
Im so secret, not even my evil overlords know I work for them.
Unfortunately that means they donât pay me either.
Depending on which overloads you work for, you are being paid, just in experience, glory, honour, divine rewards in the hereafter, or satisfaction for your contributions to then permanent revolution.
WE SEE EVERYTHING!
WE HEAR EVERYTHING!
WE KNOW EVERYTHING!
Because youâre an Austrian asset and an infiltrator.
Please donât tell Robespierre
FSB trolls are a real thingâŠ
Oh absolutely. I hear Vladimir Putin has an entire division dedicated to posting on Lemmy
Not sure if that was supposed to be sarcasm, but cyber campaigns are a huge part of the âhybrid war against the westâ that putin loves to boast about so much, and there have been plenty of proven instances of astroturfing being done by russian trolls.
Itâs pretty common on reddit (r/conservative mods are based in russia, and there was even a time when a power outage in St. Petersburg caused a bunch of troll accounts to go dormant for half a day), but Iâd be surprised if they havenât found lemmy yet.
hybrid war against the west
How many times has Moscow been bombed since '21?
How many times has a Western capital?
I gotta say, this feels like hearing âWar of Northern Aggressionâ from a Confederate camped out at Gettysburg
violet08@lemmy.today âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
cherry on top is that I donât even talk politics
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Iâve seen your posting history. Being this horny is political.
chortle_tortle@mander.xyz âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
convenient position for a white cishet christian male in the middle of America with a steady income. đđ€
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Thatâs impossible