Comment on I have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “And during the difficult parts of my life, where were you then Jesus?”

  “That was when I carried you.

  And that was difficult, you see, because I had to let go of my big-ass cock and let it drag in the sand”

  -Footprints (and more) in the sand

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• Engywuck@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Look, guy has grown a tail!

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s prehensile, so more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it’s expensive with tailors and I’m really careful and nervous around closing doors.

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    • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail.

      Eating in public must be really weird for you.

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      • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fine for me. Weird for everyone else.

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