Spray liquid nitrogen directly down your throat
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SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Now tell me what to do when I swallow a too-large piece of potato that is also still hot, and am having a near-death experience while it’s slowly making its way down.
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Learn to be ok with taking the L and spit food that is too hot back out of your mouth instead of swallowing. Also, test the temperature with smaller bits that will cool inside your mouth easier before going for a big bite.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Too late. I have a hot potato piece in the esophagus right now. I don’t need preaching, I need urgent advice.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I need more information. Are the potatoes stuck in your throat mashed? Or if they aren’t, are you able to get a masher in there? Might help loosen it up and make it more delicious if you add some butter and milk or heavy cream.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I mean, the first piece has gone down by itself, but you’re just in time for the second one.
It’s mostly intact and is simply boiled with a shitload of butter and milk, but I think I can get a mixer down there, so the situation is adjustable.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Water. Lots of it.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Hmm ok, let me do some research on hot potatoes and I’ll get back to you.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 4 hours ago
hot and starchy