I got mine yesterday, actually.
Now, every flat or curved surface I look at is instantly overwritten with ads! It’s lovely, let me tell you. No more white walls, no more blue sky, no more white clouds. Truly, my world has gone from the dull to the endless creativity of marketing departments the world over! I couldn’t be happier.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
It’s 2075 and my neuralink glitches out and I get to see the beautiful night sky for 13 seconds without ads (it’s been 17 years)
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I don’t believe that. By 2075, the night sky will be covered by a wall of Muskellites.