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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not necessarily, have you ever tried to eat a fleshlight? Doesn’t work. Have you ever tried to eat a rotisserie chicken? Delicious. Who cares if it’s filled with the cum of my past 6 ejaculations. Plus you can make some tasty broth with the bones after.

  Oh and one more thing, why is a rotisserie chicken ten dollars at the grocery store but the raw uncooked ones are like 14 dollars? Is the discount because I’ve already ejaculated into it 6 times before I even bought it? What a deal!

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  • FisherOfSaints@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s all well and good until you lose all sense of moderation and overload on rotisserie fuckeating until you can’t walk past the Costco meat section without getting an uncontrollable erection.

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    • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not a problem if you already walk around Costco full mast. Got some wondeful memories of many moments of passion in the Costco restrooms finding out just how many $1 hotdogs I could fit into my rectum. Just try going soft with half a dozen of those delicious meat tubes all up in you.

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      • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Have we tried just stuffing a chicken with hotdogs like instead

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ಠ_ಠ

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You can clean them?!?

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