Comment on Drug mimics exercise in mice, raises metabolism, increases endurance, burns fat
PoorlyWrittenPapyrus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is incredible news is you are a mouse.
Let’s hope it translates to humans without also causing cancer or some other horrible condition as all of these miracle drugs seem to.
DocBlaze@lemmy.world 1 year ago
also scary for humans - a super race of gigantic, muscular rats with high libidos (that multiply very quickly) and want to overtake our food supply
toasteecup@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If they can solve global warming, I’m fine being a pet. Just gimme my videogames and I’ll tend to some crops.
Ataraxia@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Lol ikr. I’ll be a pet I just hope I get fed well enough and get to sleep a lot and if they decide to eat me they shoot me in the head. Sounds kinda nice…
DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I can think of one group that would be totally okay with this…
DocBlaze@lemmy.world 1 year ago
the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was thinking more along the offhours activities in the IT line of work, if you catch my drift.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Look ive seen a documentary and the best way to deal with cracked up Vermin is 19 hellstorm rocket batteries, also a wizard with a gold fetish helps.