Because not everywhere is as mild as Alabama.
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agingelderly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why wear pajamas?
SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I dont wear pajamas to bed but I wear it at home out of the bed because its cold and pajamas are more comfortable than wearing outdoor clothes.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbor’s dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, “Tally ho lads” the grapeshot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Imagine having to do all that in the nude. It would get silly rather quickly.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Sir, I believe you meant, “Imagine getting to do all that in the nude.”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just as the founding fathers intended.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes, Officer, this post right here.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The right to be bare and armed.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Honestly, if we could convince enough people that the second amendment had a typo, and that they really meant, “the right to bare arms,” as in flannel shirts with the arms cut off, e.g. this:
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I think we could make a lot of progress with compromise and unification.