Comment on This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers

474D@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Apparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump

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  • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just  your standard penis inspection day

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  • 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This sounds like hugenics to me

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hogenics

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      • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Dongenics

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  • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam.

      “But she doesn’t have a hog…”

      That’s why she failed, sir.

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      To be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”

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  • hayvan@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    * sleps kid in the crotch * this bad boy can gain us at least 5m extra.

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  • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why to through so that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk?

    theguardian.com/…/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-j…

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