Bro, I will use my 3 months of bbj to slip behind the bear and put him in a rear naked choke. That’s right, I am going bear back.
This is the moment I wake up from a mix of blood loss and concussion from one swipe of his paw.
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sparkles@piefed.zip 1 day ago
I forget the exact number but a surprising amount of fellas are also confident about winning a fist fight with a bear, so, yeah. This makes sense.
frog@feddit.uk 1 day ago
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Bears can’t make a fist, so they’re at a disadvantage. Now if it were a claw fight, we might be in trouble.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’m sure I could outrun a koala bear. Which isn’t fighting, and koala’s aren’t bears, but I totally could!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
… Koala bear wins in the long run via giving you chlamydia.
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I means it’s simple really. As the bear charges, I dodge to the side, aim for the eye and with a quick jab…get mauled and die painfully