A lot of the other hypotheticals make more sense to me than this one. The raccoon is dying already, you just need to avoid it. A gun isn’t even the most effective tool for this problem, it’s a small moving target. Trap it.
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BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Let me try to convince this rabid raccoon into killing itself by talking to it.
absentbird@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Picture, stick
Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
How often do you come across rabid raccoons?
87Six@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Pepper spray exists…
Or you know a billion other methods of fending off a racoon
Can’t tell if this is satire tbh