Nope.
We just want Greenland sex.
For some reason.
Apepollo11@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
From an outsider’s perspective, I think the USA and Russia should just have sex and get it over with.
We get it - you both love the military, you both hate minorities, you both want to restrict the rights and freedoms of your citizens.
Just get a room, get it out of your systems, and maybe the rest of the world can finally get some much-needed peace this year.
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 4 weeks ago
All that melting permafrost is revealing places that haven’t been used for sex in a very long time - practically Virgin territory, if you will, and we all know how the control freaks love ruining virgins.
Apepollo11@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Well, the Greenland thing is certainly barely legal…
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
So yea, passports.
Nomad@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
Better they fight each other instead of dominate the world together. Its called the balance of power. Sadly
Susaga@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
In fairness, there is a non-zero chance Trump has sucked off Putin already.
BearGun@ttrpg.network 4 weeks ago
The only thing that makes me pretty sure it hasn’t happened is that I think trump is too decrepit to get down on his knees
Susaga@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
No, he’s too decrepit to get UP off his knees. But he wasn’t always geriatric, as I’m sure Bubba will tell you.