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From an outsider’s perspective, I think the USA and Russia should just have sex and get it over with.

We get it - you both love the military, you both hate minorities, you both want to restrict the rights and freedoms of your citizens.

Just get a room, get it out of your systems, and maybe the rest of the world can finally get some much-needed peace this year.

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Susaga@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
In fairness, there is a non-zero chance Trump has sucked off Putin already.

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- BearGun@ttrpg.network ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  The only thing that makes me pretty sure it hasn’t happened is that I think trump is too decrepit to get down on his knees
  
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  - Susaga@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    No, he’s too decrepit to get UP off his knees. But he wasn’t always geriatric, as I’m sure Bubba will tell you.
    
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Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Better they fight each other instead of dominate the world together. Its called the balance of power. Sadly

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etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Nope.

We just want Greenland sex.

For some reason.

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- SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  All that melting permafrost is revealing places that haven’t been used for sex in a very long time - practically Virgin territory, if you will, and we all know how the control freaks love ruining virgins.
  
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  - Apepollo11@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Well, the Greenland thing is certainly barely legal…
    
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Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
So yea, passports.

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