“If I wanted your opinion, it would beat it out of you”
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 hours ago
It’d be wild if it was common online to run into the type of person that would unironically say shit like “If i wanted your opinion, I’d open your skull and scoop out the shit.” Cuz… Why would they be where people just share opinions? 🤷♂️
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
buttmasterflex@piefed.social 16 hours ago
My coworker’s favorite is, “If I wanted any lip, I’d juggle my zipper.”
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Haven’t heard that one before lol
Reminds me of the classic “if I wanted my own comeback I’d get it from your mom”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 hours ago
I just realized I fucked it up, too. It’s supposed to be:
“If I wanted shit out of you, I’d open your skull and scoop it out.”
My mom used it a lot.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Even better. I like it. Your mom sounds like a smart woman.