Another way to think of year five is that there was a terrorist attack on an unofficial School field trip.
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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Year one: threat averted, most students unaffected
Year two: several students attacked but no deaths
Year three: alleged killer on the loose but nobody gets hurt
Year four: two students are kidnapped from athletic competition, one killed and the other almost killed
Year five: strangely, no attacks on the school
Year six: student attempts to kill principal twice, injuring two other students in the process, then lets in an army of known killers to attack the school, principal is killed
Year seven: big battle, several people killed on both sides
njm1314@lemmy.world 2 days ago
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Clearly, the High Inquisitor program was a success, and the fake news Daily Prophet was libelously alleging it wasn’t.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Books or movies? Book year 5
just in case anyone still interested
had Umbridge/minstery of magic come in to get rid of Hagrid. McGonagall I think even got injured fighting back.
As I’m typing this out, I’m suddenly remembered of Um, Actually, and how this could have been a good question for the show
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
You’re right, I forgot about that fight
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I mean, several students get attacked by a werewolf and 100 dementors in the same night, nearly resulting in 3 people (2 of them students) losing their very souls. And of course, poor Draco maimed by Buckb- uh… I mean, Witherwings.
That’s a very diplomatic way to skirt around the governmental coup of the school implementing totalitarian control by a racist megalomaniac, restricting basic rights, turning students into secret police, and punishing discent with literal fucking torture.