We could do even better. Just make it one big all-in-one subscription service. Everyone gets a monthly consumer basket of goods and services based on averages for their income level. Paychecks go straight to the provider. No more fuss.
We’d save a ton on bandwidth by going back to cable. If someone gets a promotion and raise, no sweat, just scale up their subscription to fit their income. With the freedom to choose between three providers, you can trust that the free market competition is still happening in the background and keeping your basket as full as possible for your income level.
Choose from Red’s Old-Fashioned Country Provider, Blue Futura Provider, or Green Mother Earth Provider.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
🎼 The internet is for porn.
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn.
🎵
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
You’re a pervert! Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet!
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 days ago
For real we do it on the bus or in a McDonalds or something.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And you know I’m not going to use headphones. If I get to listen to it, everyone else has to listen to it.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I guess the song is a bit dated here, since watching porn on phones wasn’t a thing back then.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah who browses prn at home??? Like that’s such a weird thing to do.
Also calling somebody a perv because they look/watch prn is kinda crazy
that’s literally what it’s for
but obsessively looking at it…I dunno. I mean, I do read stuff on AO3 a lot, but most of it isn’t smut stuff. Mostly Naruto and harry potter and lord of the rings and game of thrones. My fav things of all time <3