Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life

• ogeist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You fancy people, I use rock, rock never fail.

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  • clif@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Biggest rock is best rock.

    I still use this joke any time rocks or size comes up in conversation but it’s so old that nobody ever gets it and they just look at me like I had a stroke.

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    • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I for one hadn’t seen that until now. It was funny. New joke is best joke.

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  • BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fools, the lot of you. I leave my cheese on the rocky shores of Ol’ Merry Bertha near the concrete jetties of man. There, the sweet mother deep slices my cheese with her sharp, salty caress, leaving my belly full and satisfied.

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We all have knives built into our mouths, we could just be using those!

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