I hate that I actually can’t tell if this is a joke
Comment on People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 months agoIt’s obviously not gay to wipe your butt but every time you poop is excessive. Unless you have some kind of GI issues, once every ten poops is plenty. Anything more than that is just wasteful
PoastRotato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
spongebue@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s why I have a poop counter so I can keep track
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sounds over-engineered, unless your “poop counter” is nine brown smears on the toilet lid.
spongebue@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I make those smears with the poop knife
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Poopy knife, happy wife!
Eheran@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What?
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 months ago
That is some quality mild trolling, the best kind
SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What.
There is ALWAYS residue, you nasty little bugger, the amount just depends of how much your body absorbed the water from the poop before. Sometimes I have shits that require me to wipe a dozen times or more.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Just seems like a waste of paper to me. I go ten or so poops, then wipe and get up from the toilet. Cleaning while you cook makes sense, cleaning while you poop is odd.
Strider@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh shit, I just read diarrhea.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Welcome to Lemmy, Ken M. You’ve been missed.