I hate that I actually can’t tell if this is a joke
Comment on People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 month agoIt’s obviously not gay to wipe your butt but every time you poop is excessive. Unless you have some kind of GI issues, once every ten poops is plenty. Anything more than that is just wasteful
PoastRotato@lemmy.world 1 month ago
spongebue@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s why I have a poop counter so I can keep track
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sounds over-engineered, unless your “poop counter” is nine brown smears on the toilet lid.
spongebue@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I make those smears with the poop knife
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Poopy knife, happy wife!
Eheran@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What?
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 month ago
That is some quality mild trolling, the best kind
SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What.
There is ALWAYS residue, you nasty little bugger, the amount just depends of how much your body absorbed the water from the poop before. Sometimes I have shits that require me to wipe a dozen times or more.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Just seems like a waste of paper to me. I go ten or so poops, then wipe and get up from the toilet. Cleaning while you cook makes sense, cleaning while you poop is odd.
Strider@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh shit, I just read diarrhea.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Welcome to Lemmy, Ken M. You’ve been missed.