Comment on People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts

• pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Welcome to Lemmy, Ken M. You’ve been missed.

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• PoastRotato@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hate that I actually can’t tell if this is a joke

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• spongebue@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s why I have a poop counter so I can keep track

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  • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sounds over-engineered, unless your “poop counter” is nine brown smears on the toilet lid.

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    • spongebue@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I make those smears with the poop knife

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Poopy knife, happy wife!

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• Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What?

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• Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That is some quality mild trolling, the best kind

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• SalamenceFury@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What.

  There is ALWAYS residue, you nasty little bugger, the amount just depends of how much your body absorbed the water from the poop before. Sometimes I have shits that require me to wipe a dozen times or more.

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  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just seems like a waste of paper to me. I go ten or so poops, then wipe and get up from the toilet. Cleaning while you cook makes sense, cleaning while you poop is odd.

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• Strider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh shit, I just read diarrhea.

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