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FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• dhork@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We’ll all have to go back to having sex with your wife

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  • lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • forrgott@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll fuck yours, if you fuck mine. That’s how that works, right?

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    • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sharing is caring.

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    • kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      • forrgott@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yikes! You dug her up just to get a piece?

        I mean, far be it from me to kink shame, so…to each their own, I guess.

        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thats gay cause your actually having sex with every man/woman that she did it with

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      • forrgott@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, yeah, straight heterosexual intercourse is gay or something. I guess?

        But the real question is - who fucking cares?

        ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey, if you can get her to do it, more power to ya.

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• devolution@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m already fucking your wife. But if this goes through, she wont have income and will have to fuck you. I liked being her big black bull.

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  • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude, I thought we were just out here making jokes and you come through with whatever that was.

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    • tedd_deireadh@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hey, give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he’s never interacted with humans before.

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    • devolution@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It was a joke. A bad one…but a joke.

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