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FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• dhork@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We’ll all have to go back to having sex with your wife

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  • lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In Soviet Russia, wife fucks you!

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    • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was in fact one of the original propositions of communism.

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  • forrgott@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll fuck yours, if you fuck mine. That’s how that works, right?

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    • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sharing is caring.

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    • kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • forrgott@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yikes! You dug her up just to get a piece?

        I mean, far be it from me to kink shame, so…to each their own, I guess.

        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thats gay cause your actually having sex with every man/woman that she did it with

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      • forrgott@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, yeah, straight heterosexual intercourse is gay or something. I guess?

        But the real question is - who fucking cares?

        ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey, if you can get her to do it, more power to ya.

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• devolution@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m already fucking your wife. But if this goes through, she wont have income and will have to fuck you. I liked being her big black bull.

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  • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dude, I thought we were just out here making jokes and you come through with whatever that was.

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    • tedd_deireadh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey, give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he’s never interacted with humans before.

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    • devolution@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It was a joke. A bad one…but a joke.

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      • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey, part of growing and learning is understanding that failure is only a step in the process. Keep at it, brother. When making jokes, I always try to remember this: “If you’re going to be offensive, make sure you are more funny than you are offensive. Just being offensive isn’t funny.”

        Now get back in there and make some god damn jokes.

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      • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It was just a bit much with the different aspects of it. Should’ve just left it at the first part imo

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