As someone who was more flexible as a teenager, let me tell you that it feels a lot more like performing the act, rather than having the act performed on you.
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gdog05@lemmy.world 7 hours agoSeriously, who wouldn’t do this if we could?
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
gdog05@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
New friend-making skill acquired!
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
I like sucking dick but I also know there are a lot of people with dicks who don’t and one of the things I’ve heard from people who have succeeded performing autofellatio is that it feels more like sucking a dick than it does getting your dick sucked. Honestly, hearing this just makes me want to do it more.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
You just gotta find a way to give yourself the ol stranger. Sitting on your arm until it’s numb before you jerk out.
Maybe Botox is the solution here? It definitely provides those DSL.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
You can’t?
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I don’t know whether my nose would be my organ of choice, but I otherwise agree.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Yeah but it would feel fucking great when you have a cold