Comment on *confused flatfish noises*

mr_account@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s like how in dnd lore the tarrasque, basically the biggest, scariest monster, is always depicted with big spikes on its back. Animals evolve spikes like that to ward off predators. That means something at least used to hunt tarrasques

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  • TheOctonaut@mander.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Actually they develop in its juvenile state when they are vulnerable to more mundane predators but are then retained for sexual selection in adulthood.

    There is only one tarrasque in existence, resulting in it taking its sexual frustration out on level 20 adventuring parties and parties that keep making fun of the lore- uh, history- of the world they grew up in.

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Human.

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• pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Adventurers…

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• redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bigger dragons.

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Horny donkeys

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• queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are we the baddies?

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It turns out it’s man.

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• notsure@fedia.io ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ...hobbits...

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  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The Hobbits just piss them off, then humans have to deal with it…

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