Unfortunately I promised the wife Flake tonight.
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mech@feddit.org 16 hours ago
Yes Sharky?
CAN I PLEASE MOVE? I’M SUFFOCATING!
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
mech@feddit.org 14 hours ago
Protipp: To make this dish more interesting, simply bury the meat in your back yard for a year.
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 10 hours ago
TIL Greenland sharks can live up to 500 years, take 150 years to reach sexual maturity and have a gestation period of up to 18 years. And apparently it takes a year in the back yard to prepare as well.
notsure@fedia.io 16 hours ago
...300 million years, can't sit still, smh...
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
The perfect predator. Can’t survive out of water. What are sharks even doing??
brown567@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
youtu.be/2vVQYdG0YlU