Comment on Stupid recipe

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Add some sugar free gummy bears and let it all go.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wash it down with some Tuscan Whole Milk.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Do I want to know what this is?

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      • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yes. Yes you do.

        …pelicanparts.com/…/1053711-amazon-gummy-bear-rev…

        www.101bananas.com/poems/edgar.html

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• justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You'll get pancreas issues first. Exactly what Steve Jobs died from

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jobs was dumber. He started his fruitarian nonsense in response to his extremely treatable pancreatic cancer.

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• DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You need to follow it up with an applesauce enema to replace the electrolytes.

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  • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I did a bump of applesauce, and now I have a sinus infection.

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