All day one of your balls is touching another one of your balls. If your balls are gay, you’re as gay as they come.
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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 days ago
Touching your balls is gay.
davidagain@lemmy.world 3 days ago
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 days ago
Oh Gawd, my balls are having gay sex all day!
davidagain@lemmy.world 3 days ago
More like gay foreplay I think. You must be so randy!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 days ago
It’s my balls! They’re the ones that are gay randy, not me.
Hey, Gay Randy sounds like a fun cabaret act. Or maybe like a reverse drag queen act, like a women dressing as a man? Would that be funny? Not as funny as a drag queen, probably.
MAGAs might still hate it, and that’s always funny.
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Washing your ass is also gay.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 days ago
Just thinking about it is gay.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You lost, Reddit boy?
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I had a 9th grade student who didn’t believe that men washed their own asses because it was gay. Yes, he was retarded, but in that behavior classroom kind of way.
We, the students and I, could not convince him otherwise.
FatVegan@leminal.space 5 days ago
Hah, i worked for the military and had to supervise 60-70 guys from 20 to 40 years old. For some reasons bidets came up and the fact that i have one. They thought it was super weird. I said that i’d find it weird if you accidentally touched some poo, clean it off with a piece of paper and then call it a day until you take a shower.
The big takeaway was that no one washed their ass in the shower ever because that’s gay. Man, i too wonder why no one gives them blowjobs.
davidagain@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Maybe they’re worried that if they prod around there with a soapy finger they’ll throw a boner in front of their friends.