Legs out for Captain Ahab.
Comment on Calling all Dickheads!
ccunning@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Dicks out for Mody!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
axexrx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
For a while my friends had a band called the tricky dicks.
The logo was Nixon riding a white sperm whale.
antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,—Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
My baby gay ass reading this at 10: 🤔