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Because we live in a capitalist world, and while you work hard, the fruit of your work goes to a capitalist pig.

For example you work hard for all the sex you want to have, and I'm having it with your mum every night. And as this is a zero sum game that leaves you sexless and maidenless.

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tomiant@piefed.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
It’s true. I also fuck that guy’s mom every night, under the same premises. I just get in earlier.

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- stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  I also chose This guys mom but unfortunately the line is so long I am only able to achieve access on a bimonthly basis and that is with the fast pass and handicap line skip.
  
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  - umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    ooo how did you get the fast pass, those are quite rare nowadays
    
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    stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Had to beat up an old handicap Lady to get it, the handicap sticker was a bonus.
    
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- fonix232@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  So that's why the first two inches always feel pre-warmed!
  
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Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
I… I don’t want to fuck my mom, Mr Freud.

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- Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  I’ll do his mom! Pick me! Pick me!
  
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- fonix232@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  The partner of the unit of sex you're having is immaterial. The point is that you work for 1 sex unit and me, being your boss, get that unit instead of you. Then I use that unit on your mum, instead of letting you give BJs behind your local Wendy's.
  
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