Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?

• CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is wiping your arse gay?

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    • FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, and on top of that, pooping is slightly gay. Also, using your hands to pee is gay because you’re touching a dick. Also sitting down to pee is gay. And do NOT wash your penis, unless you’re super gay.

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  • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Touching your wife is gay.

    Only if you don’t get her pregnant.

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