Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 hours agoNow I have to tell my wife I’ve been gay all these years.
Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 hours agoNow I have to tell my wife I’ve been gay all these years.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Is wiping your arse gay?
FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Yes, and on top of that, pooping is slightly gay. Also, using your hands to pee is gay because you’re touching a dick. Also sitting down to pee is gay. And do NOT wash your penis, unless you’re super gay.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Only if you don’t get her pregnant.