Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?

• CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is wiping your arse gay?

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    • FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, and on top of that, pooping is slightly gay. Also, using your hands to pee is gay because you’re touching a dick. Also sitting down to pee is gay. And do NOT wash your penis, unless you’re super gay.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Definitely. You’re gay just for asking.

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      • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ok, thanks for clarifying.

        I’ve got another…

        What about when you’re out shopping and you’re unloading the contents of the trolley onto the conveyor belt at the checkout and you accidentally touch your wife’s box of tampons/panty liners?

        Does that make you gay??

        I guess you’re already gay at that point for unloading the trolley

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  • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Touching your wife is gay.

    Only if you don’t get her pregnant.

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