Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now I have to tell my wife I’ve been gay all these years.

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  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.

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    • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is wiping your arse gay?

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      • FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes, and on top of that, pooping is slightly gay. Also, using your hands to pee is gay because you’re touching a dick. Also sitting down to pee is gay. And do NOT wash your penis, unless you’re super gay.

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    • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Touching your wife is gay.

      Only if you don’t get her pregnant.

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• shawn1122@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn didn’t know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.

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• spykee@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dear Aunt Agatha,
  I own a dick.
  I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
  What does that make me?
  Sincerely,
  All-out-now McJohnson

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  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You said dick three times in your letter. Anyone who uses the word dick is gay.

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