Comment on You just couldn't be satisfied with slow and easy
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
You might be able to tell them you were stupidly jumping on your bed, like a child, and fell into the wall.
Depending on what your parents think of you, this may actually work.
This working also depends on whether or not your parents can tell the difference between an ‘exit wound’ and an ‘entry’ wound on wall damage, so maybe doctor the scene a little, or, maybe your parents are morons / know nothing about residential construction.
(Probably hide the dildo).
One thing you could try is to just actually jump on the bed, fall into the existing hole, re-damaging it more in line with, you know, impact damage…
Do that while they’re home, so they hear it, and then just be completely honest and explain your mistake, while also being somewhat injured.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
I like the cut of your jib, thinking creatively and logically, providing some solid solutions that might actually work.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Perks of growing up with control freak narcissist parents: You learn how to lie well, when necessary.
Downside: CPTSD, fundamental inability to really trust anyone, ever.
Best_Jeanist@discuss.online 12 hours ago
Are you using that word as an ableist slur or as a reference to that Greek kid who was killed for being asexual?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
…what?
I have literally no idea what you are talking about.
What is the word that you think is either an ableist slur, or a reference to something I have not heard of?